averytinygoat:

y’all wanting to fuck a buncha animatronic furries from five nights at freddys, I’m gonna give you five nights at church tbh 





superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me







buckkybbarnes:

why are people against the ice bucket challenge it’s for a good cause and you get to see all these celebrities in wet clothing clinging to their chests what is the downside why do you not like joy





wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind



shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie



yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam



connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

if you ever feel sad just know that whenever you tell my dog its time for bed or say “beddy byes” she will nuzzle the shit out of you and snuggle up to you and paw at you and lay on top of you refusing to move as if to say “dont senD ME TO BED NO”

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painted-bees:

Sak Yant or Yantra Tattooing are  believed to give the wearer magic powers associated with healing, luck, strength, and protection against evil.

You can get these here in thailand by a monk, they look beautiful but I’d never recommend it. Essentially, you’re making a pact with a spirit to protect you in exchange for sacrificing an activity or habit you may have previously enjoyed (the monk decides what this is, not you). These tattoos are contracts. 
 Breaking your side of the bargain may encourage the spirit to ‘punish’ you, and these contracts are not easily voided. 



zandraart:

this is all i want ac:unity to be okay
based on [x]





justcallme-molly:

What to say during the frick frack

  • ooh
  • ee
  • ooh ahh ahh
  • ting
  • tang
  • walla walla bing bang